Well that's nice.

Two Southern Belles are having tea one afternoon when suddenly the first one turns to the other and says, '' You know, when I had my first child, my husband bought me this beautiful diamond ring. Isn't it priceless ?''
''Well that's nice, '' says the second Belle.
''And when I had my second child, '' the first Belle continues, '' My husband gave me these beautiful pearls. Aren't they precious ?''
''Well that's nice, '' answers the second Belle.
''And when I had my third child, my husband took me on a trip around the world for one whole year. Isn't that wonderful ?''
''Well that's nice, '' says the second Belle, ''When I had my first child, my husband sent me to finishing school.''
The first Belle looks perplexed. '' Finishing school ? Whatever for ? ''
'' Before I used to say Fuck you a lot. Now I just say, Well that's nice.